From Maxim: "These ladies get us on our feet cheering loudly, but mostly for them"

Miami women + boyshorts = yes

From Uncrate: "Celebrate the kick-off of the NFL season with the world's best-selling football game... on your phone. Madden NFL 10 for iPhone ($10) packs all the Madden action you know..."

How cool would it be if you could sync your console Madden with your iPhone madden so you could play the same franchise on both devices!?

So the commenters on my last post think I'm a dope for claiming Esquire's 2009 Sexiest Woman Alive is Denise Richards, but that doesn't get us any closer to figuring out who it is. Here's another video, however, that might:

We outed 2007’s Sexiest Woman Charlize Theron pretty quickly and we’ve already uncovered some evidence on 2009’s Sexiest Woman. I hope I’m barking up the wrong tree, but I’m leaning towards Denise Richards. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a beautiful woman, but she’s not the “Sexiest Woman Alive.”

Here’s what we know so far: She is emetophobic (fear of vomiting), multilingual, has been in the same room with Michael Bay at least once, hates wearing underwear, shares a birthday with three notable actors, two of whom have starred in a film together and she is not Channing Tatum.

I wish it was Megan Fox, but the preview video and picture don’t show any of her tell-tale tattoos. Denise Richards, on the other hand, is a known emetophobic and she was born on the same day (Feb 17th) as James Earl Jones and Jerry O’Connell who starred together in the “film” What the Deaf Man Heard.

Ok, so I’ve only confirmed 2 out of 7 clues, but I think its a good start. What do you think?

Maxim braved the hipster-filled crowd at Lollapalooza to find the hottest women of the summer concert/spectacle. Makes me wish I had made it to the concert and knew how to hoola-hoop.

For bonus, questionably-bathed-concert-going-hotties check out Maxim’s Women of Bonnaroo gallery.

The point of Canabalt is to escape… I just don’t know from what. My longest run was about 3200m, but I don’t know if there is an end (or point) to this game. Its pretty addictive either way.

From Fast Company: "Aiming to make a big, eco-friendly splash, BMW unveils a new hybrid concept car."

This car is damn pretty... too bad you'd have no chance at survival in a side-impact collision.

Some people have way too much time on their hands, but sometimes I’m glad when these people are able to do awesome things like figuring out the optimal pack efficiently of urinal traffic.

“And, of course, if you want to make things really awkward, I suggest printing out this article and trying to explain it to the guy peeing next to you.”

From Fast Company: "Over 22 years, the Great American Beer Festival has awarded 2,987 brewing medals. Here's where they all hail from."

mmmmm.... beer map....

From Uncrate: "Ever wish you could take a Jägermeister shot machine with you camping, tailgating, and partying? Now you can, with the Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler ($120). Available as a six-bottle value..."

At least you'll have ice for the massive hangover you experience the next morning.