From Maxim: "These ladies get us on our feet cheering loudly, but mostly for them"

Miami women + boyshorts = yes

So the commenters on my last post think I'm a dope for claiming Esquire's 2009 Sexiest Woman Alive is Denise Richards, but that doesn't get us any closer to figuring out who it is. Here's another video, however, that might:

We outed 2007’s Sexiest Woman Charlize Theron pretty quickly and we’ve already uncovered some evidence on 2009’s Sexiest Woman. I hope I’m barking up the wrong tree, but I’m leaning towards Denise Richards. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a beautiful woman, but she’s not the “Sexiest Woman Alive.”

Here’s what we know so far: She is emetophobic (fear of vomiting), multilingual, has been in the same room with Michael Bay at least once, hates wearing underwear, shares a birthday with three notable actors, two of whom have starred in a film together and she is not Channing Tatum.

I wish it was Megan Fox, but the preview video and picture don’t show any of her tell-tale tattoos. Denise Richards, on the other hand, is a known emetophobic and she was born on the same day (Feb 17th) as James Earl Jones and Jerry O’Connell who starred together in the “film” What the Deaf Man Heard.

Ok, so I’ve only confirmed 2 out of 7 clues, but I think its a good start. What do you think?

Maxim braved the hipster-filled crowd at Lollapalooza to find the hottest women of the summer concert/spectacle. Makes me wish I had made it to the concert and knew how to hoola-hoop.

For bonus, questionably-bathed-concert-going-hotties check out Maxim’s Women of Bonnaroo gallery.

As if you need an excuse to go to Hooters, they’re offering Fantasy Football leagues a free draft kit when you take your league to your nearest Hooters for this year’s draft.

The only odd thing, is the add I found on Yahoo Fantasy linked to their location finder and had no mention of the draft kit. I have a sinking feeling that when your league arrives at Hooters, they’ll note the “while supplies last” clause in the ad and offer you up some over-priced wings to distract you from your beloved draft kit.

From SportsCrunch: "This video shows the Lingerie Football League’s Philadelphia Passion working hard during practice. We also get a close-up interview with hottest football player we’ve ever seen, quarterback Jackie Danico."

It's pretty funny that mainstream news can cover the Lingerie Football League in their practice/conservative uniforms. Even funnier is that they have fantasy leagues for this! Who's joining my draft this year?

From Esquire: "How a Japanese spy taught men how to pleasure the urethra, G-spot, clioris, and clitoral network all at once"

Score!

The Urban Dictionary defines a cougar as “An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man.” I define them as damn tasty and now I can join a club of men who feel the same way. The Boston Cougar Club (thanks UrbanDaddy) is a group of men who hunt MILFs in Boston. The next hunt, according to UrbanDaddy.com will by July 16th at Abe & Louie’s. How could you not be at least a little curious about the people that would show up for this?!

I’m not a fan of horror movies, but I am a big fan of Megan Fox! Here’s the “Redband” (rated R) trailer of her latest movie, Jennifer’s Body. Also a random thought… would casting Megan Fox and Sasha Grey in a movie together be the most awesome event in history ever? Yes.