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Archive for June, 2009

Thank You, Doctors: The Average Sex Time Is Not as Long You’d Think

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
From Esquire: "Everyone seems to complain that they either last way too long in bed or not nearly long enough. But what's actually normal? What should we be shooting for?"

3-7 minutes!? I can't even make it through a drive through that quickly.

Note: The article contains some mildly NSFW naked cartoon ladies.

Meatball Grill Basket

Sunday, June 28th, 2009
Meatball Grill BasketFrom Uncrate: "Now we're talking. The Meatball Grill Basket ($50) helps you grill up 12 tasty, perfectly cooked meatballs. The perforated stainless-steel basket drains excess fat to make you feel a little..."

There must be cheaper ways to grill meatballs, but until I see one, I'm endorsing this one.

Farrah Fawcett: The Unwilling Sex Symbol, 1947-2009

Thursday, June 25th, 2009
From Esquire: "Remembering a woman we'll always love because she didn't even have to try, with haunting photographs from the archives"

Sad day to be a man

John Hodgman quizzes Obama on his nerd cred

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009


From BoingBoing: "Here's John Hodgman doing a stellar job at the Radio and TV Correspondents' Dinner, addressing President Obama at the head table on the subject of being a true Nerd President. I was disappointed that Obama couldn't remember the name of the god that Conan worshipped."

Another excellent quote from John Hodgman, "As I've mentioned before, any fantasy baseballist has more in common with someone who dresses as an orc on weekends than an actual athlete, because they are analyzing and processing massive data, and communicating with unknown others on the web"

Go Plate

Sunday, June 21st, 2009
Go PlateFrom Uncrate: "Perfect for backyard bashes, the Go Plate ($48/42-pack) assures you'll never lose your drink again. The reusable and recycled clear plastic food tray fits over bottles, cups or cans..."

But how do you drink your beer?

Samuel Adams Hopfenpflücken Adventure

Friday, June 19th, 2009
Samuel Adams Hopfenpflücken AdventureFrom Uncrate: "Really, really, really love beer? Then book yourself a spot for the Samuel Adams Hopfenpflücken Adventure ($2,980 and up). Put together by travel experts Abercrombie and Kent, this once-in-a-lifetime trip..."

I think the word "Hopfenpflucken" is the coolest swear word ever invented.

Beer Spill Clogs Morning Traffic

Friday, June 19th, 2009
beer-spillFrom the Chicagoist: "If you were caught in a traffic snarl at the Tri-State Tollway (I-294) and Eisenhower Expressway (I-290), you've got beer to thank. A Miller Lite semi-tractor trailer overturned while taking a turn on the on ramp and the top of the truck ripped open, spilling thousands of beer cans and bottles. Things have since been cleared up and the driver suffered only minor cuts and bruises."

Raise your hand if you would have pulled over and helped "clean up the spill".

Whisky Stones

Thursday, June 18th, 2009
Whisky Stones From Uncrate: "One of the worst things about adding ice to a whisky is its ability to water-down the flavor. So chill your next drink down with Whisky Stones ($20)."

You don't have the stones to put stones in your whiskey!

Over the Counter Paternity Tests

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

paternity-testI had no idea you could buy DNA paternity tests over the counter at your local drug store until I saw an ad on a bus yesterday despite the fact that they’ve been available since 2007. How great is this world that we live in that you can now buy contraception, morning after pills and paternitiy tests all in the same place!?

Kalamazoo Hybrid Grill

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
Kalamazoo Hybrid GrillFrom Uncrate: "If you're serious — and we mean serious — about your grilling, check out the Kalamazoo Hybrid Grill ($14,700). Packing a liquid propane system that cooks with charcoal, wood, and..."

For $14k, this grill better come with strippers.

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