From Gizmodo: "I have dreams about installing a full-on backyard kitchen complete with a wood-fired pizza oven. Alas, those dreams have yet to come true. However, I have never thought about actually building one myself."
From Gizmodo: "This infomercial for a gadget called the Infomercial Stopper may just make your head explode. But it'll probably also make you laugh, as it's fucking hilarious (also, yes, that's the brilliant Matt McCarthy from those FiOS commercials)."
From Offworld: "In a recent interview with Sports Illustrated, John Madden--the former NFL Hall of Famer who is the namesake for one of EA's consistently best-selling video games series--admits that he plays Madden NFL but isn't good at it."
From The Consumerist: "Meet the KFC 'double down'... The sandwich consists of two fried chicken fillets wrapped around bacon, cheese and Colonel's sauce."
This is for "health conscious" carb-cutting diet freaks
Insuring your fantasy football team used to mean grabbing the backups of your stars just in case your starters went down due to injury or criminal activity. FantasySportsInsurance.com takes this to a literal level and actually lets you take out insurance policies on your best fantasy players. The Wall Street Journal recently took a closer look at this business:
“Before the first weekend of the NFL season, the fantasy owner selects the player he wishes to insure — let’s say it’s Peyton Manning of Indianapolis. He then enters his league entry fee ($250)… FSI then determines the cost of the policy based on those numbers… In this case, insuring Mr. Manning for a 15-game fantasy season would cost $29.87 [and] an owner who loses Mr. Manning to injury for 10 of his 15 fantasy games would recoup the entire $265 he spent on his fantasy team from FSI.”
FSI will insure owners with league fees up to $1000. And while I would imagine only the most hard-core fantasy ballers would use a service like this it definitely illustrates how big fantasy sports have become.
From Deadspin: "Jerry Jones (and Texas taxpayers) spent $1.2 billion constructing an opulent state-of-the-art multi-use arena that's perfect for concerts, soccer matches, trade shows, Promise Keepers rallies, and even football games—provided that you don't allow either team to punt."
From the Onion: "Despite eyebrows raised by his .850 batting average and Persian oil lamp he carries everywhere, 'Magic Lamp' emphatically denies ever using a genie."
From Fimoculous: "A decade in the making, James Cameron's Avatar finally has a trailer and a release date: December 18. Avatars, for Cameron, are the product of a human mind implanted into and alien body. It looks awesome."
From Uncrate: "Everyone over does it every once in a while, and when you do, Hangover Cures ($10) will be there to help. Weighing in at a short but sweet 62 pages..."
Can't miss cure from yours truly: 2 eggs over easy, bacon, grilled english muffin and a Sprite.