Uncovering Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive 2009
We outed 2007’s Sexiest Woman Charlize Theron pretty quickly and we’ve already uncovered some evidence on 2009’s Sexiest Woman. I hope I’m barking up the wrong tree, but I’m leaning towards Denise Richards. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a beautiful woman, but she’s not the “Sexiest Woman Alive.”
Here’s what we know so far: She is emetophobic (fear of vomiting), multilingual, has been in the same room with Michael Bay at least once, hates wearing underwear, shares a birthday with three notable actors, two of whom have starred in a film together and she is not Channing Tatum.
I wish it was Megan Fox, but the preview video and picture don’t show any of her tell-tale tattoos. Denise Richards, on the other hand, is a known emetophobic and she was born on the same day (Feb 17th) as James Earl Jones and Jerry O’Connell who starred together in the “film” What the Deaf Man Heard.
Ok, so I’ve only confirmed 2 out of 7 clues, but I think its a good start. What do you think?
September 9th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
False, James Earl Jones and denise Richards do not share a birthday.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:59 am
The girl in the picture and the short video on esquires website is clearly not denise richards