CourtTV’s Party Police
I may have just found my new favorite channel. I used to think CourtTV just played reruns of Judge Judy, but shows like Party Police – Wet and Wild and Beach Patrol are basically Cops meet Girls Gone Wild.
Other recent shows on CourtTV include Most Shocking, Speeders and Hot Pursuit, all of which could be titles of porn movies. Obviously, there’s no nudity, but watching drunken college coeds make asses of themselves is funny no matter how many clothes they have on.

June 12th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
How drunk be they? Hey, look that way. Groannnnn! Thank you ma’am, and if it ever comes up, it’s your be’be, it’s your responsibilite’.
Do you think they’d notice? Damn they’re hot. And I’m not a pig, just when I see that the only thing on my mind is play with them fun-like. If I were living in a better country than the US, I would love the idea of having kids with a beautiful woman like one of them.
But having kids in America is absolutely mean to a poor little child like that, so I’m having my babies away from this hell hole (assuming this global warming thing is under control).
It’s messed up for people to go around separating the act of childbirth from the act of conception. I think the whole reproductive process should be valued, not just the part nobody gets enough of in a dump of a country like the US.