Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive 2007 Revealed
Another year brings another Sexiest Woman Alive “mystery” from Esquire Magazine. This year’s lucky lady is blonde and sports a tattoo on the inside of her right ankle.
I think this photo gave a bit too much away (especially the tattoo). A few simple Google searches and it was pretty obvious this year’s winner is Charlize Theron.
I kind of feel bad for the previous “Sexiest Woman Alive” winners. Obviously, Charlize Theron was alive last year. What makes her suddenly more attractive than Scarlett Johansson? Wouldn’t it be great if the Sexiest Woman Alive had to die before a new winner could be crowned? That would make for a great Death Race 2000-esque movie plot.
Previous winners:
2007 – Charlize Theron
2006 – Scarlett Johansson
2005 – Jessica Biel
2004 – Angelina Jolie
August 9th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
I can’t believe they put that tatoo in there. They should have cleverly hid it or airbrushed it out. It is so painfully obvious that is is Charlize after picture #1!
August 12th, 2007 at 4:12 am
YEAH ITS CHARLIZE THERON…ESQUIRE COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB IN REVEALING WHO IT IS..
August 14th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Not Charlize….in part one it states that she was born after the Carter administration. Jimmy Carter was president of the United States until January of 1981. Charlize was born in 1975. Sorry, but she’s a little too old.
August 14th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Andy, where do you any mention of Carter in the linked article above. Am I missing something?
August 14th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Who cares about Charlize Theron? HAVE YOU SEEN THE PICTURES OF MONICA BELLUCCI ON THEIR SITE ??? GO NOW, AND FOREVER HOLD YOUR PIECE:
http://www.esquire.com/women/ESQ0201-FEB_MONICA_rev
August 14th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Charlize Theron shares a birthday with shortstop Edgar Renteria
August 14th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Yea. Charlize looks alot like Ashley Judd.. I didnt even do a tattoo search and had it figured out. They definately should have revealed alot less right off the bat..
August 14th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
It’s Charlize. I think that it was originally Lindsay Lohan (the fist issue printed a pair of legs which I belive were hers) Also, the clues given in that issue pointed to her. I think with her current troubles they scrapped it (saying the DNA resluts they used proved one more beautiful) and went with Charlize instead. I love ‘em both, so alls well.
August 16th, 2007 at 2:36 am
Agree its Charlize. Part 1.2 said that the SWA was not the girl born after the Carter administration..(could ve been Lindsay or Britney even) so ignore the clues in Part 1.
Theron has also been in movies with Kevin Bacon(Trapped) and Mark Walburg(The Italian Job) and with CG primate, Might Joe Young . Usually Esquire picks someone who has a movie coming out around the time of the unveiling. Charlize has one coming out in December. I could not figure out the clues about the arthropods or skyscraper or battle ship, though there are many internet pages with Theron and the word ‘battleship’.
August 16th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Never underestimate the wiley-ness of Esquire. I haven’t read this anywhere, but for some reason, I think it’s Katharine McPhee with a wig. She’s lovely. Charlize Theron, though, wouldn’t surprise me because it’s boring. Personally, I think Esquire launched Jessica Biel when they named her SWA. Too bad the same couldn’t be said of any of their other SWAs. They need to start picking obscure people, not major Academy Award-grade actresses with movies coming out.
August 29th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
There is no question that it is Charlize Theron, but the initial thing about Carter threw me off….did they just change who it was? Perhaps it was lindsay lohan and they realized they couldn’t use her due to all her trouble?
September 27th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Zero degrees means that there is no actors between them, so if she played in a movie with him she is zero degrees from Kevin Bacon.